Park Slope, Brooklyn

It's hard to make out, but the Batman mask and logo on the shirt are just different enough to avoid a lawsuit. They both appear to be melting; the mask also has a unibrow. But hey, if it's good enough for Mark Spitz, who am I to judge?

The beach.

The beach.

Saunderstown, Rhode Island.

At least it's a lucky half.

I. Melissa as a German beer model.
II. Melissa shielding from an exuberant Linus.
III. Photographer fleeing onslaught. Robert Capa Gold Medal not awarded.

Park Slope, Brooklyn.

Well, are you?

Park Slope, Brooklyn.

Couldn't they just re-use it?

Park Slope, Brooklyn

Vice President was here.

Park Slope, Brooklyn

There are always a lot of great items at the Park Slope flea market each weekend, but sometimes it's all in the display.

Park Slope, Brooklyn.

Looks like I've just saved a bunch of money on inspirational greeting cards.

Saunderstown, Rhode Island.