Decatur County Fair

So far today:

1. Accidentally peed in home toilet.
2. Some time later, peed in cup for employer drug test.
3. Tracked down woman from OK! Magazine whose package was left at my address in Brooklyn instead of their offices at the same address in Manhattan.
4. Looked at collage of photographs depicting toy figures mid-fornication glued to a "country home"-style painting of flowers and foliage, found in someone's trash near Prospect Park.
5. Nectarine.