June 28, 2007

Boyz II Men and the Adirondacks.

While picking up equipment from a classroom today, I found a list. It has been a source of mystery ever since, and will likely be the highlight of my day. The list follows, unedited and unabridged.

Comedy
R&B
Pistachios
Mountains
Language Club/Math Club?
Hot
Pepsi
Middle Child
Waitress

I have so far been at a loss for a theme or purpose to this list. Comedy and R&B could both be genres of audio, and the Middle Child could certainly be a Waitress, especially if the nudges towards economic and professional success were given instead to the other children in the family. But Mountains? Pepsi? Hot? I have no idea. Although I now know that it is possible to fall instantly in love with a piece of paper.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I like better to wonder what questions might have generated those responses:

1. How would you describe your first sexual encounter: Comedy, Horror, or Film Noir?

2. What music selections would you like at your funeral mass?

3. If you were stranded on a deserted island, what kind of nut would you want to bring with you?

4. What do you make out of molehills?

5. Where can I learn how to spell "pie-thag-or-eeeean theeerum"?

6. How's your mom?

7. Coke or Sprite?

8. What's worse than being an ugly stepchild?

9. What's worse than being a middle child?