I really did not see this coming.

I just saw an approximately seventy year old man shove a ninety three-year old man (I know this because someone yelled, "He's ninety three years old!") as a room of three dozen elderly people erupted into a surprisingly spry and violent argument concerning Israel.

Other things heard:

"Don't you dare touch my father!" - Sixty year old folk musician

"I'm Jewish and I'm proud of that fact and if you want to continue this conversation we should go outside." - Sixty five year old man

"Tell that fucking asshole I'll make him sorry!" - Ninety three year old man, post-shove