A coworker stumbled upon this post on Craigslist's Missed Connections this weekend:
MATT CARMAN - w4m
I'm having sex with you in my mind RIGHT NOW.
honnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssss
A search for my name resulted in finding this post:
Oh me! Oh my! Oh Matt! - w4m
Matt Carman, I can't get you out of my head! Maybe it's your Charlie Brown good looks, or those extra pounds that you put on (hope they're still there!) or even your sexy receding hairline. I don't know! But all I can think about is how I would like to rub myself all over you. ohhhhh dear.
I still don't really like you that much as a person. But there's just something about you that makes me want to lick every part of your body.
I find you so damn sexy.
I've met enough strange people through my friend Craig that it isn't so much shocking as it is appallingly weird. What's sad is how close I came to missing my brush with fame and/or death by overzealous fan club president. Thanks to Coworker with a habit of writing "missed connections" back and forth with his girlfriend, I've become self-aware.
Missed Connection 1
Missed Connection 2
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