More rumors circulate.

Sent to pers-467325313@craigslist.org via my regular e-mail address. I had just wanted to clear a few things up.

Subject: I think I know this guy.

Did this guy work at NYU? He was so lame. I heard he crashed this party and he's like thirty and was pawing all the girls. The girls' breasts! Perv. And then I think he made out with my brother, but that wasn't at a party.

I hope he did keep on those extra pounds, and I hope it's because he eats his receding hairline. I think Charlie Brown's ugly. What a faggot!


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